Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5. When your beer goes flat you bin it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight
10. When you got to a bar, you always know you can pick up a beer.
11. After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth something!
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
13. Beer never has a headache.
14. If you pour a beer right you always get good head
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer always goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends
18. A beer is always wet
19. Beer doesn't demand equality
20. You can have a beer in public.
21. You always know you your the first to pop a beer.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good