Last Words



The Last things any man would ever say.

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool Motherfucker.
2. While I'm up, can I get you a Beer ?
3. I think Hairy arses are really sexy.
4. Her tits are just too big.
5. Sometimes I just want to be held
6. The Pat on Eastenders gives me a hard on.
7. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
8. We haven't been to Debenhams for ages, let's go shopping, can I
hold your hand bag.
9. Fuck match of the day, let's watch Pride and Prejudice.
10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.

The Last things any Woman would say.

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being friends.
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to have a piss that way
3 I think Hairy arses are really sexy.
4. Hey. Get a whiff of that one
5. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too sexy.
6. This Diamond is way too big.
7. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
8. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
9. Does this make my arse look too small?
10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

Categories: Male, Female