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Etiquette

Urinals

There is a code of 'Restroom Etiquette' that must be followed.

Men should have no problem with this test. Women may have a little difficulty.

The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. A person above the stall number will indicate that the stall is occupied.

For example:

       

(Indicates that urinals 3 and 6 are occupied.)

You are to correctly identify, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck !

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1) At which stall should you stand ?

       

(Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)

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The correct answer is 6

It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instictively knows this.

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2) At which stall should you stand ?

         

(Urinal 1 occupied.)

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The correct answer is 6

Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.

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3) At which stall should you stand ?

           

(All empty.)

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The correct answer is 1 or 6

You are saying, "I don't want anyone next to me'.

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4) At which stall should you stand ?

     

(Urinals 2, 4 and 6 occupied.)

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The correct answer is 1

You're stuck being next to at least one guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. Never go between two guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium restrooms where the herd thumders in.

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5) At which stall should you stand ?

     

(Urinals 2, 5 and 6 occupied.)

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The correct answer is 4

Believe it or not, 1 and 3 'couples' you with the guy in stall 2 and we wouldn't want that now, would we ?
This differs from question 4 is such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only men would understand!

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6) At which stall should you stand ?

   

(Urinals 1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied.)

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The correct answer is NONE !

You are saying, "I don't want anyone next to me'. u go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or staighten a tie until the urinals 'open up' a bit more. If you have to go real, real bad, for god's sake! ... use a doored stall.

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Other parts of the Unwritten Code of Urinals:

  • No talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
  • I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely no touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
  • No singing. Period
  • Glances are for purpose of acknowledgement only... 'Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again'.


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